10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---