10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson