10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion