10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "No river, no fish."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"