10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.