10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss