10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright