10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it