10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.