10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer