10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.