10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.