10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fold and live to fold again