10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.