10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Welcome to kicker school
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.