10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.