10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant