10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer