10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.