10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson