10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."