10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.