10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.