10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'