10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow