10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fold and live to fold again
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Those eggs smell delicious!