10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.