10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.