10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fold and live to fold again