10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'