10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier