10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.