10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake