10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Welcome to kicker school