10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway