10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth