10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.