10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)