10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Fook the floosh droo!