10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament