10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"