10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus