10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.