10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)