10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs