10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth