10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery