10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fold and live to fold again
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP