10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth