10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob